Truth Be Told: Nicole Richie Quotes Prove She's the Realest Chick in the Game

We should all aspire to be more like Nicole Richie. The pint-sized star of Candidly Nicole, which airs its Season Two premiere tonight at 11/10c on VH1, is an expert in serving up frosty, iron-clad truths. In a world full of crappy people spewing loads of crap, Nicole is a shining beacon of honesty and full-fledged badassery. A queen, to be frank.

Don't believe us? Check out these gold-star moments that prove Lady Nicole is the realest betch in town. Homegirl has two children but openly admits to hating kids. She knows what's up.

When she gave herself a much-deserved pat on the back.

Baby steps, guys.

When she knew damn well sleep >>> everything else.

In fact, she's probably in precious slumber rn.

And that people suck royally.

Like, leave me the eff alone.

When she gave us A+ advice on how to be frugal.

Burger King will understand.

The time she experienced bae struggles.

And responded 100 percent logically.

Especially the anxiety that ensues over sending Brad a perfect text.

It's the difference between a Friday night with Netflix/Chipotle...or a Friday night orgasming.

When in doubt, Nicole is ready for things to get sexual.

This will totes impress Brad.

She believes having a smile on your face is the key to success.

Ray of GD sunshine.

But sometimes it helps to be a straight-up boss.

We're terrified.

Again, BOSS.

Bowing down IRL.

Even if it means doing hard time.

You gotta do what you gotta do, man.

She's an unapologetic individualist...

To the trolls, Nicole (and Carrie Bradshaw) say, "Go lay in your beige bed."

...who wears her emotions on her sleeve.

Thanks for your bravery, N.

Nic knows a thing or two about confidence.

Fake it 'til you make it.

And motivation.

Let's get the haters jealous.

Remember when she was all of us on Monday mornings?

Go away.

Or the time she asked the important questions.

Who needs 'em, girl?

She's also a marriage expert.

This is sound thinking.

But, most important, Nicole knows family comes first.

STFU and do your schoolwork, Harlow.

Never change, galactic supernova duchess.