Tyga is Dating a Kim Kardashian Look Alike and It's Too Much To Handle

I got a frantic phone call from my mom the other day. The reason? "Did you see that Tyga is dating a Kim Kardashian look-alike?!" My mom isn't the most pop-culture savvy person you've ever met, so I kindly said, "Mom, he was dating Kylie Jenner, but they're not together anymore." She was like, "NO. Look it up. I can't figure out how to send pictures over the phone because I still have a flip phone. Bye." And so I did.

I know what you're thinking: "Girl, you're crazy. This is not that big of a deal!" Oh, yeah? Let's see how you do when you try to tell them apart!

It's all so bananas, y'all. I need to go lie down.

While I do that, enjoy the story of how Kylie and Tyga's love blossomed.