Who Is Chet Haze? He's Tom Hanks' Rapper Son and He's Got Beef with Howard Stern
Tom Hanks, international cuddle beacon and sugar lump in human form, has three children: the delightful Colin, writer Elizabeth...and Chester, aka Chet Hanks, aka Chet Haze, a rapper who stays strapped, according to the Instagram photo below.
A photo posted by 👽I AM WHO I AM👽 (@chethanx) on Dec 9, 2014 at 3:26pm PST
This week, he's gotten himself into some manner of fracas with Howard Stern and company who dare question his commitment to that thug life. On Stern's March 24th show, Rude Jude said, "It irritates the shit out of me to see someone take that culture and appropriate it. It's like, come on, bro, you're not from that. You learned how to talk from a video, dawg." Mr. Haze did not appreciate this.
I AM A WALKING PR DISASTER AND I COULD LITERALLY GIVE A FUCK LESS!!!!!! OH WAIT I MEANT I LITERALY DONT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK!!!! — Chester M. Hanks (@CHETHAZE) March 31, 2015THATS WHAT SEPARATES ME FROM YOU PUSSIES... I DONT LIVE MY LIFE BY ANYBODYS RULES BUT MY OWN... SUCK MY FUCKING DICK!!!! LMAOOOO!!!!!— Chester M. Hanks (@CHETHAZE) March 31, 2015
Anyone else read that as "I suck my own dick?" Just me? Anyway.
TOMORROW TMZ OR GAWKER WILL WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOIT THIS RANT AND ALL I GOTTA SAY IS KEEP RIDING MY DICK BITCHES!!!! AHA — Chester M. Hanks (@CHETHAZE) March 31, 2015He then posted a photo of the "average yuppie cornball" who listens to Howard Stern. "Average yuppie cornball," said the very white, very rich Northwestern University theater major.
Average yuppie cornball @HowardStern listener lol pic.twitter.com/4RImi5zjw4— Chester M. Hanks (@CHETHAZE) March 31, 2015
He also came for Wendy Williams. Sure why not.
Just found this picture of @WendyWilliams pic.twitter.com/prLYySrxlP — Chester M. Hanks (@CHETHAZE) April 1, 2015This is by no means his first Twitter rant. In 2013, he went on a tear about his haterz, aka, "nerds."
These nerdy twitter comedians hate it when another white guy comes along who actually has soul... It reminds them of what they're not— Chester M. Hanks (@CHETHAZE) December 2, 2013
My whole life I been getting shit from jealous nerds like you simply because I love Rap. It's fucking hilarious — Chester M. Hanks (@CHETHAZE) December 2, 2013MY GRACE IS SUFFICIENT FOR YOU, FOR MY POWER IS MADE PERFECT IN WEAKNESS.— Chester M. Hanks (@CHETHAZE) December 2, 2013
He also reportedly backed out of a rap battle, presumably because we weren't ready for his flow. The youngest Hanks recently completed a stint in rehab and proclaimed himself 50 days clean and sober last November. Good for him for getting the help he needed. Hopefully this isn't one big cry for help.
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