Welcome Back, Fall Out Boy! (Your Songs Still Have The Most Wonderfully Ridiculous Names)

By Lindsey Weber

February 7, 2013 / 5:39 PM

Fall Out Boy is getting back together. It's all very exciting. Their new single, “My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up)" is TWELVE words long (including what's in the parenthesis) and as far as I'm concerned, each word is more thrilling than the last. Because aside from being known as the band with Pete Wentz, they're also quite well known for having the most wonderfully ridiculous song titles. Ridiculous(ly awesome) in length (and super into the usage of the parenthetical aside). In honor of their new single and its TWELVE WORDS, I've ordered some of the worst FOB offenders from least to most offensive. See if you can figure out what the songs are about just from the titles!

10. A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me"

9. I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You)

8. ...Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued

7. She's My Winona (This one is most certainly about Winona Ryder and despite short length, stays on the list.)

6 This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race

5. I've Got All This Ringing In My Ears And None On My Fingers

4. Reinventing The Wheel To Run Myself Over

3. I've Got A Dark Alley And A Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth (Summer Song)

2. Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends

1. Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part To Save The Scene And Stop Going To Shows)

Welcome Back, Fall Out Boy! (I Missed You)