Ranking the Men of 'Desperate Housewives' By How Badly We Want Them To Be Our Husband

George Williams

Dave Williams

Orson Hodge

Chuck Vance

Zach Young

Rex Van De Camp

Paul Young

Preston Scalvo

Nick Bolen

Andrew Van De Camp

Porter Scalvo

Karl Mayer

Jackson Braddock

Austin McCann

Ian Hainsworth

Danny Bowen

Ben Faulkner

Victor Lang

Bob Hunter

Adam Mayfair

Lee McDermott

keith-watson

John Rowland

Roy Bender

Mike Delfino

Carlos Solis

Tom Scalvo

While most of the men on Wisteria Lane were either schemers, cheaters, stalkers, or killers, they were all pretty to look at. Desperate Housewives provided us with some dreamboats like the shirtless Mike Delfino (James Denton) and John Rowland (Jesse Metcalfe) as well as some men we feared. In honor of still thinking about these hunks 10 years since we first met them, we're ranking each and every man of Fairview purely based on who we'd want as our real life husbands. We even asked star Dana Delany (Katherine Mayfair) to play Do, Mary, Kill with them. What? Like you haven't thought about it?

Whether you prefer a stay-at-home, super-dad like Tom Scalvo (Doug Savant), ambitious politician with a crazy side like Victor Lang (John Slattery), or a protective, controlling businessman like Carlos Solis (Ricardo Chavira), there was most definitely a man for you on the lane. As for Delany? When it comes to the show's leading men, she would: "Kill Tom Scalvo. Do Carlos Solis. Marry Mike Delfino." Do you agree? Hop into the gallery above and see who's been justified as Fairview's most desirable hubby.

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