Henry Cavill's Manhood Got Excited at Literally the Worst Possible Moment

The subject of your wet dreams Henry Cavill revealed something pretty embarrassing in the latest issue of Men's Fitness: He awkwardly got a boner. In public. At work. Pregnant.

Yup! Superman admits his super dick got super excited—faster than a speeding bullet—while filming a sex scene for his television series The Tudors.

"A girl had to be on top of me, she had spectacular breasts, and I hadn't rearranged my—stuff into a harmless position," Henry told the magazine, according to E! Online. (He's on this month's cover.) "She's basically rubbing herself all over me and, um, it got a bit hard." And you're pregnant again.

But before the rocket could fully take off, Big H took a metaphorical cold shower and got his ass in gear.

"I had to apologize profusely afterward," he admitted. "It's not great when you're in a professional acting environment and somebody gets a boner, is it? No, not acceptable."

We can only just imagine what some thirsty production assistant experienced as all of this went down.

First, the fact that Henry Cavill is breathing in the same bacteria as you.

Then, he gets naked.

Things get a little too real. But you're oddly OK with it because he's a sex warrior and not your weird neighbor.

By the time it's, um, happening, you're not even thinking straight.

But then before you get a peek, it's all over. Just like those wet dreams.

Anonymous PA, wherever you are, we're eternally jeal.